woodhutt
Established Member
I was in the shed a couple of days ago when SWMBO called out that she "Wanted my body for a minute."
The neighbour's lawnmower fell silent and there was an air of hushed expectation as I trudged slowly into the house but it turned out she only wanted to run a tape measure over me. She refused to tell me why and then dismissed me back to the shed. After many years of marriage, (50 this September), I have learned not to ask questions.
Yesterday evening she presented me with this;
She'd even customized one of the pocket flaps;
The apron features the new cross-over straps with plunging, open back and finishes a suggestive one inch above the knee.
The rumour is that it will feature prominently in the next Paris Spring fashions.
Should be worth a watch as the models exit the catwalk.
Pete
The neighbour's lawnmower fell silent and there was an air of hushed expectation as I trudged slowly into the house but it turned out she only wanted to run a tape measure over me. She refused to tell me why and then dismissed me back to the shed. After many years of marriage, (50 this September), I have learned not to ask questions.
Yesterday evening she presented me with this;
She'd even customized one of the pocket flaps;
The apron features the new cross-over straps with plunging, open back and finishes a suggestive one inch above the knee.
The rumour is that it will feature prominently in the next Paris Spring fashions.
Should be worth a watch as the models exit the catwalk.
Pete