This is the same guy that lives on porkpies, chips and beer. He will see soon enough the beaurcracy of the NHS first hand.
Actually I've had quite a lot of experience of the NHS over the last few years - most recently a hip replacement and the year before a lens replacement. Hernia op , quad tendon break etc etc.
Nothing to do with my diet of porkpies, chips and beer!
Bureaucracy was utterly minimal and worked like a machine. Frequent appointment reminders by text or email.
Max 2 nights in hospital (excellent pillow management!) - they get you in and out as fast as possible. The big problem here is for people needing after care as these services have been run down and privatised in the interests of "efficiency" i.e. tax saving. Care homes became a get rich scheme for a number of years but now are very inadequate and cause huge delays.
My personal worst detail was the food which had been contracted out and privatised.
Also they keep waking you up in the night and asking if you want a cup of tea or anything - checking blood pressure and seeing if you are still alive etc.
Total cost over 13 years zero, except paying for a sock fitting device and a grabber after my hip op. Odd really because crutches were free. Another bit of crackpot and pointless privatisation probably.
PS my first experience included ambulance rescue in heavy snow, which was quick and efficient. No charges, zero bureaucracy.