Glasgow pub

[RossJarvis]

A Shetland pony goes into a Glasgow pub.

"A croak...pinta....wheeze.....heavy...ana whiskey...cough"

"Ah cannae hear what yiz sayin'" says the landlord.

"Wheep...a pinta..cough..cough...heavy..croak..ana whiskey..ahem..pleez"

"Ah still cannae hear whit yiz saying"

"Sorry, I'm a wee hoarse!!"

Oi!!

 

[Woodchips2]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Regards Keith

 

[cambournepete]

SWMBO wants to disown me now I've told her that, so it must be a good 'un

 

[RossJarvis]

Glad to be of service guys, generally my jokes only get groans