Gift idea for your woman / women in your life

[Paul Chapman]

Well, After Eight mints are so yesterday :lol:

 

[Simon]

what do you buy for the girl who has everything?

a handcrafted mahogany tampon holder! .... I am sure she will be speechless
=D>

 

[CroppyBoy1798]

a handcrafted mahogany tampon holder!

Thats actually the first thing that came into my mind when I seen the picture, haha, but I didnt want to say anything........ :shock:

 

[stef]

i am speechless.
:shock:

 

[Karl]

a handcrafted mahogany tampon holder! =D>

What has that got to do with entertaining though?????

 

[matt]

They're towels to clean up after a meal.

 

[NikNak]

`



(putting on my Sherlock Deerstalker.....) (homer)





So... the clues are.....

a wife & daughter,

entertaining,

'something' to pass round after diner parties,

and a husband/father who thinks it's a good idea,




"why... it's elementary my dear Watson...."

"they can only be one of two things....."

"either indigestion tablets to pass around the guests after a 'lovely' meal..., or cyanide tablets, as you would not wish to put your guests through the same night again...."



simples......



(Sherlock accepts the applause from the admiring crowd =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> and is now siging autographs.....)



N

 

[studders]

i am speechless.
:shock:

:lol:

In awe?


"Care for another After Eight Tampon Lady Gertrude?"

"Not for me my dear, I find one is quite sufficient".

 

[The Weegie]

This is one of the funniest posts I have ever read.
:lol: :lol:

Keep it up.

 

[ColeyS1]

I was reading through this post, laughing so much an ever so tiny bit of wee came out. I liked Karls idea.............. :lol:

 

[pren]

I know that I know what this is and it's not been until now that I've figured it out!

It's a take on a speed loader for a revolver.

You use them to re-load a revolver when your under heavy fire.

How this applies to tampons and the ladies at your parties, I really don't want to imagine! :shock: :shock:




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Boothie14]

I was reading through this post, laughing so much an ever so tiny bit of wee came out.

Nice....

 

[laird]

You know promhandicam, it's backfiring on you. Tissue boxes for tissues in boxes are sellable. #-o

 

[CroppyBoy1798]

Is it a cigar holder?? Do women smoke cigars???............ :?

 

[Benchwayze]

One a day eh? :lol: :lol:

ROTFLMHO!!!

John

 

[Sportique]

I think it is a "Promhandicam folly" just to get us all going :wink:

Come on Steve - what the f..... is it :x

Dave

 

[studders]

I think it is a "Promhandicam folly" just to get us all going :wink:

Come on Steve - what the f..... is it :x

Dave

I'll give you a clue...

When in use that word thats been censored is normally off the menu.

HTH

 

[jlawrence]

Is that for real ?

no what on earth has that got to do with entertaining ?

 

[promhandicam]

what do you buy for the girl who has everything?

a handcrafted mahogany tampon holder! .... I am sure she will be speechless
=D>

I'm not quite sure why there is still some discussion as to what the item is - I posted a picture of it for goodness sake and Simon correctly named it!

The whole post was a spoof, which some seem to have realised. Written along the same lines as what I take to be the spoof threads on tissue box boxes as I can't seriously imagine anyone buying either or being genuinely happy to receive one as a gift.

Seasons greetings!

Steve

 

[studders]

I'm not quite sure why there is still some discussion as to what the item is

Steve

Well... I think some folk just need to be certain of the details so as to make the right size holes for the..... when they... should they wish to.....

Then again. :duno: