Gawd......

[SammyQ]

Lo, the Mocks are upon us and the neologisms are flying out of Form Five.....

"your food goes down the sarcophagus to your stomach"

"Q: Who invented penicillin?"........Darwin.....Dr Penicillin....Dr Pencil....

"Pollen comes from the antlers to the stigmata.."

"Rabbits die from mixed amostises"

More from the front as I mark it, but Alf might like to know that the ladies of this world have their babies born through the "pelvic gurgle....."

And, of course, we have the usual 'most mis-spelled word' of the Biological lexicon....."orgaNIsm".....think about it......not for long!

Ta ra!!!

Sam

 

[Blister]

WTF

Keep taking the pills mate :roll:

is this suposed to mean anything :?:

 

[woodbloke]

Burns Night was 2 days ago - Rob

 

[Alf]

Gentlemen, you see before you can example of a teacher still teaching - and suffering under the cosh of marking mock examination papers it seems. I believe that's explanation enough... :wink:

Cheers, Alf

 

[DomValente]

When my youngest son started teaching he said," do you know a lot of the kids are idiots". :roll: :roll:

 

[woodbloke]

Alf wrote:

example of a teacher still teaching

...glad I'm not :lol: Thort all the 'quotes' were nefarious references about the ode to the haggis by Burns 'till I re-read the fist line #-o Still very amusing...came across some howlers when I used to mark papers but its so long ago now I've forgotten 'em all - Rob

 

[SammyQ]

Thanks Alf; appreciated.

Sam

 

[dedee]

Do you remember the one about the student who was asked to write a paper on the future of coal.

We wrote just one word.....smoke.

Andy