French Military Victories...

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Type it into Google and press 'I'm Feeling Lucky'. Very good

Also try 'Find Chuck Norris' and press it...

Sure lots of you have seen it but for anybody who hasn't it's a good laugh

 

[yo_chuci]

don't start on the chuck norris facts.... i'll be crying again very quickly...

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.