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[Steve Maskery]

Hi all,
We are off for a couple of weeks and have booked into thishotel. Interesting to see what SERVICES they offer (down the page a bit). Not sure I want to go now!

 

[Noel]

Steve, you should feel right at home...

Services: Groups accepted, Night watchman, Farts accepted, Weekend promotion

 

[woodbloke]

Steve - like the Services on offer, 'specially the 3rd one :roll: :lol: :lol: - have a good trip - Rob

 

[CHJ]

I don't know Steve, seems from the welcome? list they are catering for you. :twisted:

Edit:Guess some people type faster than me

 

[Paul Chapman]

Might be OK - they probably mean old farts :lol:

Paul

 

[RogerS]

Gone with the wind :lol:

 

[wizer]

Did you get the special Spleen rate?

 

[Barry Burgess]

Stev a quick translation

Hotel the Relay of the Marsh

Service of has *** hotel and the price of has ** hotel.
Warm and decorated like the home of friends, this hotel offers friendly atmosphere, cosy comfort and easy access.
The charm of old Paris in the Marsh district between Châtelet and the Grand boulevards.

Address: 76 street Turbigo
75003 Paris
France

Subway: M° Temple, M° Republic

Book your room online

Famous places nearby: museums: Picasso, Arts of the Judaism, Carnavalet, Beaubourg, Markets, Republic



Hôtel Le Relais du Marais

Type of accommodation: Hotel 2 ** charms

Positioning: Good quality/price ratio

Number of rooms:
22 individual rooms,
22 double rooms,
16 twin rooms,
2 triple rooms,
1 continuations

Personalised rooms. Internet access available in each room. Continental breakfast in the lounge gold served in your room.

Breakfast: Dresser breakfast

Commodities: Air-conditioning, Automatic wake-up service, satellite Cable gold TV, Direct-dial phon, Hair-dryer, Internet access, Top spin/Grain elevator, Phon, Safe

Services: Groups accepted, Night watchman, Farts accepted, Weekend promotion

Spoken languages: English, French, German, Hebrew, Indian, Italian, Spanish

Closed by: Arts center, Bank, Center of the town, Nightclub, Railway station, Restaurant, Shopping center

Access: Bus, Bus park, Subway, Taxi

Prices:
The prices below corresponds to the date of your stay and NOT to your date of reservation.

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Prices in Euros per room and per night
Room Special Spleens Middle Season High Season
Individual 76 € 80 € 87 €
Double gold Twin 93 € 97 € 103 €
Triple 115 € 120 € 124 €
Quadruple 115 € 120 € 124 €

Seasons: from 03 january to 28 february
from 16 july to 31 august
from 01 november to 25 december march april, may, june
from 01 july to 15 july
september, october
from 26 december to 02 january
Dresser Breakfast: 8,50 Euros/day/person
Tourist tax included

Means of payment accepted At the hotel: American Express card, Blue Chart, Cash, Check, MASTERCARD, VISA card

It' S worth knowing:

Check-in (availability of rooms): 12:00
Check-out (vacation of rooms): 12:00

Public carpark in the immediate vicinity.

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[Chris Knight]

I'd put up with the farts for the gold!

 

[PowerTool]

Reminds me of the old Gerard Hoffnung bit on French translations (my old French teacher played it to us one lesson when he had run out of things to teach..) - included such gems as "and for your convenience,there is a French widow located in every room" :lol:

Andrew