Junah
Established Member
A good sh*t is better than a bad shag
Dudley student rag magazine, circa 1977 always stuck in my mind for some reason.
Dudley student rag magazine, circa 1977 always stuck in my mind for some reason.
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― Leonardo DaVinci
― Leonardo DaVinci
Jameshow
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I really am constipated...
You will Oscar, you will
artie
Sawdust manufacturer.
Does such a thing exist?
My Granny often said....... The Goblins will get you if you don't watch out.....Never did find out what poem that came from. Another of her poems was....Little Robin Redbreast sat upon a pole, twitter twitter went his tail, poop went his hole. And another, from a lady of diminished stature who worked for me, I suffer from Duck's disease, don't ask me to dust high shelves. She also used to come out with......What will you have said the waiter, idly picking his nose, I'll have two hard boiled eggs yer old burger, you can't stick your fingers in those.
As Mum used to say, must go, I've got a bone in my leg.
As Mum used to say, must go, I've got a bone in my leg.
Sachakins
The most wasted of days is one without woodwork
Ànd from Shawshank
"... just upped and vanished like a fart in the wind..."
highwood122
Established Member
its the same thing---- once you have had it you dont want it
Working at a headmaster's house his housekeeper regaled me with tales of her grandchild "Throwing a Tandem"!
richarddownunder
Established Member
"It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the first place"
Monty Python
Has come in handy in numerous situation, most recently dealing with Inland Revenue.
Monty Python
Has come in handy in numerous situation, most recently dealing with Inland Revenue.
WilyWelshman
Member
"When servicing the printer, do NOT look into the laser with your remaining eye"
Anonymous SysOp in the 1980s (
Anonymous SysOp in the 1980s (
Boringgeoff
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Sorry, wrong thread.
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or one of my favourites, he's got all his marbles, but they're none too shiny.
Phil Pascoe
Established Member
I always liked the one allegedly from Freddie Mercury's music teacher at school - Sit down, Bulsara, you can't sing.
1steven
Claremorris Ireland
Do farts have lumps?
mcostello
Established Member
Only once.
