Favourite quotes

[Junah]

A good sh*t is better than a bad shag
Dudley student rag magazine, circa 1977 always stuck in my mind for some reason.

 

[Ed Weber]

“Iron rusts from disuse, stagnant water loses its purity, and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigors of the mind.”
― Leonardo DaVinci

 

[Jameshow]

A good sh*t is better than a bad shag
Dudley student rag magazine, circa 1977 always stuck in my mind for some reason.

I really am constipated...

 

[Ozi]

" I have observed that in married households the champagne is rarely of a first rate brand " Oscar Wilde's comment on marriage. One could fill a page with epigrams from the same man.

You will Oscar, you will

 

[artie]

a bad shag

Does such a thing exist?

 

[Grandad455]

My Granny often said....... The Goblins will get you if you don't watch out.....Never did find out what poem that came from. Another of her poems was....Little Robin Redbreast sat upon a pole, twitter twitter went his tail, poop went his hole. And another, from a lady of diminished stature who worked for me, I suffer from Duck's disease, don't ask me to dust high shelves. She also used to come out with......What will you have said the waiter, idly picking his nose, I'll have two hard boiled eggs yer old burger, you can't stick your fingers in those.
As Mum used to say, must go, I've got a bone in my leg.

 

[Padster]

Favourite line from the Shawshank Redemption...

"get busy living or get busy dying"

 

[Sachakins]

Favourite line from the Shawshank Redemption...

"get busy living or get busy dying"

Ànd from Shawshank
"... just upped and vanished like a fart in the wind..."

 

[highwood122]

A good sh*t is better than a bad shag
Dudley student rag magazine, circa 1977 always stuck in my mind for some reason.

its the same thing---- once you have had it you dont want it

 

[XTiffy]

Working at a headmaster's house his housekeeper regaled me with tales of her grandchild "Throwing a Tandem"!

 

[Sachakins]

"I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there's a small hole in the bag somewhere. "
Anonymous

 

[richarddownunder]

"It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the first place"

Monty Python

Has come in handy in numerous situation, most recently dealing with Inland Revenue.

 

[WilyWelshman]

"When servicing the printer, do NOT look into the laser with your remaining eye"

Anonymous SysOp in the 1980s (

 

[Boringgeoff]

Sorry, wrong thread.

 

[Fergie 307]

"I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there's a small hole in the bag somewhere. "
Anonymous

or one of my favourites, he's got all his marbles, but they're none too shiny.

 

[Sachakins]

"TRUST ME, YOU CAN DANCE " Jack Daniels

 

[Phil Pascoe]

I always liked the one allegedly from Freddie Mercury's music teacher at school - Sit down, Bulsara, you can't sing.

 

[1steven]

Do farts have lumps?

 

[mcostello]

Only once.