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barkwindjammer

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I have tried this and it works, so as a caring sort, I thought I'd pass it on

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more relaxation in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found a relaxation exercise that is simple and works.


A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve good relaxation is to finish all the things you have started.


So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies , tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum priscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a bax a shocolets.
Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov relaxatives................................
 
:lol: Nice one, I was taking it very seriously at the start and even started planning my day tomorrow :lol:

Then after reading it all I started another bottle of wine :lol:
 
barkwindjammer":a5j2bfmx said:
A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve good relaxation is to finish all the things you have started.

Oh dear - that means relaxation will not be coming my way any time soon....

tekno.mage
 
I don't know about 'relaxatives'. I certainly don't need any diuretics. I P****ed myself laffin'!

It even got a thumbs up from SWIMBO! So well Done that man. You made my day!

John :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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