COMPETITION FOR ALFS POST

[Lord Nibbo]

Only one entry per person I shall hang on untill the last day (minute) of the month then, then I'll do a bit of arithmatic, #-o bang in a date about three months earlier than anyone would try to guess, then get busy asking Alf all sorts of question that will double her post rate :evil: :twisted: :wink:

 

[Jake]

I'm gonna wait until the last minute then drive down around the Devon border and cut all the damp pieces of string heading over the border from civilisation.

 

[Alf]

I think England's going to feel very upset being cut off like that...