Brushing your teeth

[RossJarvis]

Has anyone come up with a foolproof way of avoiding brushing your teeth with Anusol/vagisil/Autosol/Germoline instead of Colgate which doesn't involve buying yet another pair of glasses...........or is it just me?

 

[Alex H]

It's just you :lol: :lol:

Keep the brush and the toothpaste in the same container (mug, cup, vase etc) with NO OTHER TUBES!

 

[M P Hales]

Has anyone come up with a foolproof way of avoiding brushing your teeth with Anusol/vagisil/Autosol/Germoline instead of Colgate which doesn't involve buying yet another pair of glasses...........or is it just me?

Keep the brush paste and teeth in the same glass- problem solved :shock: :shock: :shock:

 

[Max Power]

They say Preparation H is the worst, it leaves your teeth all sticky, but on the plus side your bum ends up minty fresh :lol: :lol:

 

[AndyT]

Ross,

I know it's hard to believe, but living and sleeping in your workshop is looked on as abnormal behaviour by many otherwise sane people. Try venturing out a bit further and you will find various other spaces with specialised non-wood-related purposes. Or if you dare not do that any more, just enjoy random tightening/whitening/brightening according to which tube you grab first!

 

[gregmcateer]

They say Preparation H is the worst, it leaves your teeth all sticky, but on the plus side your bum ends up minty fresh :lol: :lol:

Not so - Deep Heat is the absolute killer!!

AND, more amusingly, my Dad once mistakenly used Deep Heat on his piles, whilst in a dimly lit campsite toilet - He stood up VERY quickly and punctured his forehead on the nail the bog-roll was hanging on - Laugh - We nearly died!!!!

Silver lining? Oh yes indeedy - Deep Heat cures piles....

 

[joethedrummer]

Keep the Anusol in your back pocket, keep the Autosol in your hankie pocket, keep the Germolene by the bench grinder, keep the toothpaste behind your ear and just keep the Vagisil handy.

 

[tekno.mage]

Only buy toothpaste which is is a pump style dispenser?

 

[Grahamshed]

I am not sure if this is a joke thread or not ( aint I sad ?) but those of us with a severe sight problem quickly learnt to keep things in their proper place. Cant say I have had problems with your examples but I once put salt in 100 officers trifles.

 

[Harry 48]

autosol gives you a real bright smile LOL

 

[RossJarvis]

They say Preparation H is the worst, it leaves your teeth all sticky, but on the plus side your bum ends up minty fresh :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: (hammer) (hammer) (hammer) :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[bodge]

Does anyone else have concerns that Ross keeps Autosol in the bathroom? :lol:

 

[DonJohnson]

I think I already mentioned elsewhere reaching for some Vaseline from the bedside table during an intimate moment in the dark and instead applying Vic Vapour Rub to a delicate area of my anatomy . . . . . Initial feeling of 'cold' followed by 'very hot' and a rush to the bathroom for frantic washing. Spoiled the moment somewhat!
Mind you, my children rarely got colds!

 

[MMUK]

Has anyone come up with a foolproof way of avoiding brushing your teeth with Anusol/vagisil/Autosol/Germoline instead of Colgate which doesn't involve buying yet another pair of glasses...........or is it just me?

On the plus side your teeth won't get piles or thrush :mrgreen: