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I regularly send gifts to a friend in the USA. You will need to fill in customs declaration stating what it is "Gift - wooden box" and an approximate value. I've never had any issues with the stuff I've sent. But it may also be worth asking the post office.
Not quite accurate...you need to write...
"Gift - wooden box. Has never been involved in moral torpitude and has not been on a farm" :wink:
torpitude, torpitude bah!!! where's that damn dictionary when I need it. :?
Turpitude perhaps, as torpitude would probably relate to being fat, sluggish and apathetic. Does the US legislate against that?
Ian
(getting his coat)
My mistake
Have you never been to the US and had to fill in one of those wee forms? Lots of questions such as 'Are you a criminal', 'Are you a communist' , 'Are you carrying a nuclear device' ...sorry, made that last one up. All questions that any sensible person or even terrorist is going to say NO....
Have to chuckle at the US Customs form as well. My favourite question is 'Have you been on a farm?'. Note the lack of any temporal concept to the question. Now, as I'm getting on in years the answer is Yes I have been on a farm (at some point in my life)....the fact that I currently live in the middle of farmland is neither here nor there.
Anyway, long flight to San Francisco and I was bored. So I ticked the box that said 'Yes'. Got to the Customs Desk and was asked (politely, this was San Fran after all)
'Are you bringing in any fruit?'
'No' I replied 'I;'ve been on a farm'
'OK - go over and see those two guys there' she said pointing towards a couple of bored looking Customs guys. So I toddle over and hand them my form..and they said...
'Are you bringing in any fruit?'
'No' I said ' I;ve been on a farm'
'Were you wearing those shoes' they said pointing at my brogues.
'No' I replied
'Well, where are they?' they asked
'In a skip somewhere I guess..I don't know. It was about twenty years ago' I said smiling to disarm any potential for the 'snick of a rubber glove situation'. 'It doesn't stipulate time on the form'
They laughed and said 'Good point, buddy. Go on...geddoutahere'
I do like to push the envelope ocasionally. :lol: