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  1. Junah

    For Sale Coronet No.3 Lathe

    Could you give some dimensions of the lathe and stand, thinking if I could get it in my wife's Golf hatchback. No rush would be after Christmas before I could do anything.
  2. Junah

    Joke Thread 4 (closed).

    So I've had a bus stop named after me in Croatia
  3. Junah

    Joke Thread 4 (closed).

    Part of my job was doing jewellery valuations, I once asked a member of staff to put a sapphire and diamond ring into the ultrasonic before I looked at it, whilst waiting, I'm looking at the job card and it's described as a"Saffire and diamond ring" when they bring the ring to me, I said "There...
  4. Junah

    Joke Thread 4 (closed).

    The speech I gave as a best man included Always remember there are three rings in a relationship First is the engagement ring Then comes the wedding ring Followed by the Suffering
  5. Junah

    Joke Thread 4 (closed).

    I spent a lot of my time as a child worrying about quicksand! I think comics at the time led you to believe it was a common way to die.
  6. Junah

    Free Tools

    Thank you for considering him, he is using the tools the college supply at the moment, but they have to share between two, including pencils!!!! We are out of the country for two weeks from Friday, so please don't be offended if I don't pick up messages immediately, I can collect from North...
  7. Junah

    Free Tools

    We have had a Ukrainian refugee (17) staying with us with his mother for the last 16 months, He has been on a carpentry course for three months now and is enthusiastic, he will need a basic tool kit, don't know if these are "Too refined" for what he needs but he will need chisels and jack and...
  8. Junah

    Joke Thread 4 (closed).

    The picture does not convey that she has no legs, is vegan and married to Linda.✅✅✅✅✅
  9. Junah

    Sold Workshop Downsizing - Large Router & Tooling

    Message sent
  10. Junah

    Favourite quotes

    A good sh*t is better than a bad shag Dudley student rag magazine, circa 1977 always stuck in my mind for some reason.
  11. Junah

    Wanted Chairmaking books and tools

    Lost Art Press are to release the Stick Chair Book as a free PDF download
  12. Junah

    Wrist watch question

    I worked in watch retailing for 45 years, it was my experience that any manufacturing faults showed up within 31 days, once all the wheels had had a rotation, after that it was usually "external influence" The question is "Should the watch have been able to withstand that external influence?"
  13. Junah

    For Sale Laguna 14|12 240v 1.75HP 14" Bandsaw With Ceramic Guides

    Sorry to see you are selling up, you have a great set up there and everything in like new condition. Good luck.
  14. Junah

    Joke Thread III

    An elderly man could not satisfy his young wife, so they seek advice from the doctor, who suggests they get a young man to waft a tea towel over them whilst making love. so they try this but no improvement, so the elderly gentleman tells the young man to waft harder, still no success, so the old...
  15. Junah

    Titanic

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-65925558 The submersible is more newsworthy because the occupants were very rich?
  16. Junah

    Joke Thread III

  17. Junah

    Joke Thread III

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