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    The Original Computer

    I don't even use my floppy any more. How times have changed. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    The Original Computer

    Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider's home A virus was the flu A CD was a bank account A hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse...
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    Creepy eye tracking

    Creepy eye tracking wait a few seconds before the face appears and then move the mouse... :lol: :lol:
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    Is a plane really worth this much

    Looking throgh ebay I found an old unusual hinged woodworking plane that went for 6400 dollars . whats so special ? :shock: here
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    Vista

    You can only change the language in Vista ultimate and I can't imagine it came with that; :roll:
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    AEG Parts for life.

    article here But on the AEG sitethere is no mention of this offer. infact there it says There are people selling these :o
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    Tiling out side

    I would have a look here this company makes a wide range of products and each adhesive is clearly marked if its for internal or external use. The same for the grout. check the list from the link There are also grout products for wide joints You should also read this Which explains about water...
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    SPAGHETTI

    For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to...
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    Divorce

    Polish Divorce A Polish man moved to the Uk and married an english girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on...
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    Design Ideas for cloakroom

    What about this; A real aquarium From Fish and flush
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    A letter from my Gran

    Dear Christoph, The other day I went up to our local Halfords and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. So, I bought the sticker and put...
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    Can anybody here do this

    THIS :wink:
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    Ultimate Chainsaw

    A v8 chainsaw WTF :lol: :lol:
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    Do you let your kids use mobiles(cell phones)?

    Thats so cool. I'm going to try it tonight
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    Next generation of mobiles

    I want one :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    World's Most Effective Speed Bump

    look here :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    traffic jam

    a driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. nothing is moving. suddenly a man knocks on the window. the driver rolls down his window and asks, "whats going on" terorists down the road have kidnapped gordon brown, alistair darling, david milbank and jack straw. there asking for a 10...
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    We will miss you

    You can just imagine the conversation: ASDA Employee: 'Hello 'dis ASDA, how can I help you?' Customer: 'Yes, I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.' ASDA Employee: 'Whatchu want ondacake?' Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne.' And underneath that 'We will miss you'...
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    You can always spot the new starter

    a new starter and another :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    ink on leather

    or Vodka but always test in a place that won't show
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