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I was sitting at the computer the other day, Drafting my will, and I called out to my wife, WHEN I DIE, I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU, MY LOVE!" She shouted back, "YOU ALREADY DO, YOU LAZY B**TARD!"

Just watched an interview on BBC2 with Jonathan Edwards. What a nice bloke. If possible try and get to watch it on catchup.

Bet you didn't expect that ending :D

Late last Saturday night, a young chap was walking home from the pub. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin. Suddenly...

Cheers Andy

What client would you recommend to someone who really has no clue when it comes to this kind of thing (Me) :D

We can live in hope :D :D :D

125 of them went to your neighbours house :D :D :D

It's so annoying when that happens, at least they didn't throw the item over your wall/hedge/fence and said it was delivered.

Don't want to spoil it for you, (The result was …….. )

Watching the game I thought they deserved the win. The way they played in the second was a joy to watch, They wanted the win a lot more than Ireland did.

I really like those and I don't even wear earrings :D

I have thick leather on mine Mike, it may be psychological but I think it gives better grip. On the other hand I may have wasted some leather. :?

All settled now to watch the Final Replay between Dublin and Kerry on Sky sports arena. Great game to watch, the first final was played 2 weeks ago and ended with a draw hence the replay. :D :D :D

It's a great little cleaner, tons better than a dyson.

How much does the replacement toners cost for that one Lurker? I have just noticed this one that also has wifi and mobile printing for an extra tenner. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pantum-P2200W- ... KQF1ZPTFNS

Beats me :D (no idea what any of the stuff you have bought is TBH ) (hammer)

I'll have you know they are very good accountants :D

Glad you enjoyed it mate, it's a big favourite in our household :D

Seriously Bob give the tomato (veggie) soup a try and I will wager you say that it tastes like a great Tomato soup. The secret ingredient in the pea and ham soup is definitely using a ham hock. (or it is in this house :D )