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Another original post gone astray.

Well done for trying to drag the post back on topic.

Maybe it's always been there. You just never had CCTV in order to capture it.

Yup. Pretty wet down here as well but not as bad of course. Maybe NZ should get into the business of exporting water. Could be a dollar or two to make there. Hope things improve for you soon.

I don't want to be a Stuart but can someone explain the connection with teeth and Turkey, please? I saw a comedy clip recently of a bloke arriving at an airport and being asked why he didn't resemble his passport photo and where had he travelled from. The camera panned round to show a bloke with...

And just to show I can be even handed, this might look like a hot dinner to you Poms but to us it's a hot date. :rolleyes:

Hmm. Looks more like a bunch of Brits heading to the Polling Station.

Ah, I see! Well, she's very pretty. Is she a professional model. do you know?

I'm going to have to do a stuart :dunno: It looks like a common form of transport down here.

Liar Dice! A great bar game where it's mandatory to verbally abuse your opponents. Happy days.

I think W C Fields said it better when he advised, "Don't drink water, fishes make love in it."

To be fair, I didn't say which direction the heads were turning.

Janice from the Muppets c. 1980's Miss Crimea 2022 Forty years on and the girl's still turning heads!

John Cooper Clarke made a good job of this joke 6 years ago.

similar to Caesar ad aderat forte Brutus adsum jam Caesar sic in omnibus Brutus sic in tram

That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is!

I remember this exercise from school that demonstrated the importance of punctuation. Punctuate the following (note that some words may require an initial capital but to show them here would over-simplify the exercise). "that that is is that that is not is not is that it it is"

Should be "Eats roots, shoots and leaves."

Once more, defeat snatched from the jaws of victory. I suppose this means Susie, the prophesying pig, will become next Sunday's roast. I'll bet she didn't see that coming!

Australasian Harrier.