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All the best mate. Keep away from your mom and glass doors for a while! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Which one of the +'s should i look at??? See about 3. See lots of purple and green "dots". Ahhh ..... looks just like a can of lager .... :D :D :D :D :D Better to push off to bed, safer place, have a 06:30 flight in the morning and we are an hour from airport, which means up at 03:45...

Tessa, 50% Foxy 50% Staffie. About 12 years old. Cheers Jaco

>>Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive >>double-pane energy efficient kind, but this week I got a call from the >>contractor, complaining his work had been completed a year ago and I >>had yet to pay for them. >> >>Boy oh boy, did we go around and around! >>...

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just...

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" "No," he replied, "arthritis.

ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING Jerry was the kind of guy you love to hate. He was always in a good mood and always had something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" He was a unique manager because he had several...

Agree with PeterPan, alignment not a major issue where starting from scratch. :D

My good man, I am still trying to find my way out of the 19th century, or something like that. :D I will however accept the beer :D :D :D :D :D and sit and discuss this matter with you. Would like to see the answers. :( :( :( :(

Great one. Where did you find it? :D :D

Women can be so creative......... THE CURTAIN RODS She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by...

I thought this was a family site? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

> >A dad walks into a market with his young son. The > kid is holding a 50 > >cent piece. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going > blue in the face. > > > >The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the coin and > starts panicking, > >shouting for help. > >A well dressed, attractive, but serious...

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"...

Thats 21:00 here - bed time as i am an early riser. (04:00)

Good girl. :D My boys and i used to have a Start-of-Summer negotiation around the price of lawn mowing split into 3 sections. 8) We also ran a loan + interest scheme. Made them very aware of the value of money and that you get nothing for nothing and 3/8's of f... all for a tickey. :D :D (I...

Publish her contact details. The members can then call her at all times of day & night asking for the mortuary! :twisted: :twisted: Nearly 800 members? You could also post a free add offering "services" with her number, as well as an add selling stuff "cheap"! :twisted: That should keep the...

Tony, child labour was outlawed many years ago! :shock: However it is acceptable if this is a training position for future wife duties. :D :D Presume you are renumerating her with pocket money! At least 2quid a cleanup? :D

Why not publish her full names and address as well as that of her son and if possible a picture of the dear old lady? (obviously keeping within the law) :cry:

Bought a Canon LIDE about a year ago. Plug into USB port and off you go. :D Works great. Cant even remeber what i had to load. :D