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Alf , i have quite a busy job and not lots of time for Forums during the week. The Company does not like private surfing. Weekends, there are a few more personal hours, but then i also need some time in the workshop ....... and garden ..... and shops ....... When i retire end of month, won't be...

Great job Bob. My hat off to your patience! Gill said ........ Will also look at some of the "easier" ones! :D Phil

Where in Kempton Park? :roll: :roll: Ooops :oops: , wrong country?

Maybe we need one of those "Links Here" things? :roll: :roll: Sure seen one somewhere ???? :roll: :roll:

Hiya Bob Sorry, been away travelling. This week was Durban and Cape Town. sitting at airport now on way home. I need to trim some stock to try it out. Just completed lot of doorstops & animals & alphabet. (For someone who has only 10 official working days left, I am extremely busy at work.) Will...

Trev, not quite sure why you want to do that. Its the Tigers. gaitors and pythons that become a problem, but then we just arm-wrestle them! :D :D :D

Great job Matt! :D :D :D :D

Aw, come on Adam, re-post that last bit! At this rate we will have the blondes sending us to hell, as well as the Ossies and a whole lot of other nationalities. (Lets not forget the Irish.) Cheers :D :D

Trev, you want to drop some off at my place on the way???? :shock: :D :shock: :D

Only one word ................ EXCELLENT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) You are one cool lady sawer ! :D :D

Good link!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D OUR esteemed president wants to loan the next door chap, Bob, who would even put Hitler & Mussolini to shame a couple of million $ to pay his debt. No doubt this will end up in his Swiss bank account. I dont see BushBaby attacking this person (and his...

There is absolutely NOTHING WRONG with political jokes, irrespective of which country they are about. Obviously some people do not have a sense of humour. You should try come living in some 5th world banana republic!

Thanks Lin. Between Gill & yourself, i could be kept quite busy! :D :D :D Here is the beer. (I am considering installing one in my workshop. 8) 8) 8) )

Latest from the ministry of Transport: In the name of political correctness the name "Taxi" will be changed to "Computer". Why you may ask? a) It has windows b) It is driven by a floppy c) Very likely to catch a virus d) Can crash at any time e) Is always running out...

Minister of Public Works Stella Sigcau wanted to remodel her office, so she invited different contractors for tenders. One was from Johannesburg, one from Durban and the last one from Soweto. "OK gentlemen, nice job I want," She said, "Let's hear from Jhb?" The guy took out his ultrasonic...

Coach Rudolph Staeuli had put together the perfect Springbok team. The only thing he was missing was a good tackler. He had scouted all the varsities, and even the high schools, but he couldn't find a decent defender who could ensure a Tri-Nations win. Then one night, while watching CNN, he...

On a tour of South Africa, the Pope took a couple of days off his > > itinerary > > to visit the coast near Durban on an impromptu sightseeing > > trip. > > His 4x4 Popemobile was driving along the golden sands when > > there was an enormous commotion heard just off the headland. > > They rushed...

Brian, looks very good. Nice to see a combination of the different timber being used. :D Very effective. :D :D Phil

Very nice! :D :D :D :D Is it oak? I've only tried Jacaranda on the lathe. Phil

Kids answers to teachers questions > > TEACHER: Why are you late? > > WEBSTER: Because of the sign. > > TEACHER: What sign? > > WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." > > > > TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? > > JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" > > TEACHER: No, that's wrong...