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Lin, I have cut out the puppy and cat puzzles. Not too bad. What would you use for drawing the lines on the wood for the eyes etc.? Also what would you use for “colouring in/painting” the different shades required? And a sealer over it all? Thanks, Phil PS – cannot supply pics as the digital...

Why men are so cool Everything on our face stays the same colour. We can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat. Tree pairs of shoes are more than enough. Car mechanics tell us the truth. We can quietly watch a ball game with a buddy for hours without ever thinking, “He must be mad at...

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED 1. Raising teenagers is like nailing Jello to a tree. 2. There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take the time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt. 3. One reason to smile is that...

How it happened The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady! "You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want...

The Zoo A man goes to the zoo.When he gets there, there was only a dog....... It was a shitzu.

What retired people do Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop in High street. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking...

A young blonde woman is asked out on a date and accepts. The boy picks her up and they go to a nearby carnival in town. They ride a few rides, play a few games, and seem to be generally hitting it off well. During a sort of romantic lull, however, the boy says, "What do you want to do now?"...

Man speaking to his daughter upon her graduation from college: He: "You shore have growed!" She: "Grown, papa." He: "Whut?" She: "Grown, papa!" He, looking puzzled: "Ooooooooooaaaahhhh!"

WW I have used coffee & tea individually and collectively. Found good brewed tea a lot better, requires number of coates for darker colour. Also used "Condies Cristals"?? which can be mixed to give various shades of brown. You cab also try fuming with amonia on certain woods. I have fumed Oak &...

Morning (what a fantastic summers morning it be, sun has just peeped over yonder rise, the birds are chirping, music peaceful and that coffee smell ......... !!!) :D :D :D :D Thanks for the good words. The Roo was from a pic on a website (not sure which one). Enlarged it till i had the...

Not sure what the problem was, but re-loaded the pic. Seems ok for now. Here is the Roo-puzzle. It went to a friends 3 year old daughter with some animals that i made. Cheers Phil

I migrated computers when i retired and i am sure that this PC was built in the same year i was born! Its extremely slow. Cannot find the Roo puzzle pic, but found the Cyote family of Father, Mother & child. Phil

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur...

A college student at a football game challenged a senior citizen sitting next to him, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand his. "You grew up in a different world," the student said... loud enough for the whole crowd to hear. "Today we have television, jet planes, space...

Three men are sitting in the maternity ward of a hospital waiting for the imminent birth of their respective children. One is an Australian, one a South African and the other a West Indian. They are all very nervous and pacing the floor - as you do in these situations. All of a sudden the doctor...

Question: What is really the oldest profession in the world? Answer: Traffic cop. Why? It says in Genesis 3:4 " ... and I saw the evil spirit standing behind a bush"

Bob, its so small, my 10 year old PC cant pick it up. :D :D

Nice job Trev!!!! :D :D :D

Thanks Gill :D :D Will give it a try. I use a "Pritt" when glue patterns on. paper peels off relatively easy and some water and cloth takes off the rest. Phil

I would have thought that the sticky stuff would come off onto the blade and make it bind? :roll: (why cant we have a confused/puzzled Emoticon??)