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God Said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that valley." Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river." Adam said, "What's a river?" God...

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I...

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian . The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and...

The Dentist A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and says, "You must...

OSAMA AT THE PEARLY GATES When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare You try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to...

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man sitting at a card-table with neckties laid out on it. The Arab asked, "My...

At times like these words cannot express feelings. Trev was an inspiration, someone that I would have liked to meet and spend lots of time with. He will be missed. His valuable contribution and sense of humour. Deepest sympathy with Trev’s family, our thoughts are with them. Trev, farewell...

Yip, same problem. Also just cut & paste or just avoid using them. It only happens when i want to go back and insert one higher up. Phil :D

I had similar problems with QuickTime :cry: :cry: It was downloaded with a website thingy. Laptop runs on XP, so i deleted QT and went back to the other picture viewers that were installed. Phil :D

Welcome to the forum ! :D :D :D :D :D :D 'afraid the gallery was offline. Nice design web, your handy work? Cheers Phil

Thanks guys. I have had some problems on the PC with some stupid thing that i downloaded and it needed QuickTime viewer. Deleted it and will clean up PC first. Cheers Phil :D :D

Stupid question ....... When i post pics to the Gallery, some of the thumbnails show distorted colour, but when you click on them, the pic shows up fine. What am i doing wrong? Cheers Phil 8) 8)

Found a holder. Its called 3M Sandblaster Sandpaper. According to 3M "Cuts 3 times faster Lasts 3 times longer Clog resistant" I have no complaints except the price. Phil

I use a product from 3M thats made in Canada. Lasts longer and does not clog. Quick shake and brush and off you go. The are ever so frightfully expensive down here. Must be imported via the UK then the EU, then the far east - all adding on their bit of tax. :shock: :shock: :shock:

Great link, thanks. :D :D Certainly not designed for a dial up connection. :( :( Phil

Colin, nice job! Built same one number of years ago. Make all the draws, good for storing the spanners and other odds and ends for the router, as well as the bits. One mistake i made was on the base. I find there is not enough "foot" space when i stand using it. Looking forward to see the...

The MAN has great patience! Nice work Carter. Phil :D :D

Excellent work Lin! :D :D :D Like the dragon. And the box. Phil

Lin, i am so slow now days that i need to start planning Xmas 2007! An by then the kids will be too old for the toys. The puzzles will go to 3 year olds quite soon. Need to get started on some more doorstops, had quite a few requests lately. Cheers Phil

Ok, we will now just shut up and keep a low profile as we mess up the test series ...... :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(