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Before his 2001 inauguration, George Bush was invited to a "get acquainted" tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he might use his personal bathroom. When he entered Clinton 's personal bathroom, he was astonished to see that President...

Thanks, last place i would have looked! :oops: I will advise my mates to surf elsewhere for good pics of extremely good work! Pity it is lost. :oops: :oops: :cry: :cry:

Just a "stupid" question, but what happened to the Gallery? :? :?

Some useful informaton Seen this one before, (useless info if you ask me), but still fascinating. The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the1500s...

Cop pulls over a mini-bus taxi. Cop says: "License please." Taxi driver says: "What for?" Cop: "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Taxi driver: "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Cop: "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License please." Taxi driver : "What's the...

I think you're the father of one of my kids A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the...

An old woman who demands justice!!!!! !! Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my...

Who Packs Your Parachute ? Charles Plumb was a US Navy jet pilot in Vietnam. After 75 combat missions, his plane was destroyed by a surface-to-air missile. Plumb ejected and parachuted into enemy hands. He was captured and spent 6 years in a communist Vietnamese prison. He survived the...

Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed. Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say hi...

you know you are south african when... You call a bathing suit a "swimming costume" You call a traffic light a "robot" The employees dance in front of the building to show how unhappy they are The SABC advertises and shows highlights of the program you just finished watching You get...

I used small brass "fingers" and brass screws for a similar type of thing. Works very well. :D

Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours...

If already glued up, a spline. I made similar frames, Beech, for my boys and complete with mirror and hardboard weighed in at 14.5kg's. Used a biscuit in each corner. Have a biscuit bit for my router. To hang it i used a chain at the back and i gave each boy a rawlbolt. All hardware on the back...

An Italian, a Frenchman and an Indian was drinking at a bar discussing what they had done the previous evening. The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream non stop for five minutes." The...

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to...

Choosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new...

Panic! Yes. Not quite, heard one can fumigate, dunk the wood in killer mixture (?), and then there is Diesel. Diesel is quite expensive option. I kept a whole lot of logs outside under cover, waiting to dry out for the lathe, found some quite large holes last weekend, the logs are now on the...

Lateral Thinking man 1. ------------ board Ans. = man overboard Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it. stand 2. ------------ i Ans. = I understand OK.... Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you fare? 3...

Life Lessons A young boy went up to his father and asked "What's the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father ponders for a moment, then answered "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid and also ask your sister if she would sleep with...

RELATIONSHIPS One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, " and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing. ************************************************** A woman came home, screeching her car into...