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A woodworker is applying for a job and must answer three questions! Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" The woodworker says. "Dat is easy," and proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the foreman asks. "Ave...

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur...

A young couple wanted to join the church. The pastor told them, "We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from *** for one whole month. The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church. When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the...

The Brits travel abroad (Survey by Thos Cook and ABTA) "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts." "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during...

The Nail Maggie, a blonde city girl, marries a New Zealand dairy farmer. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Maggie, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the...

A new council tax-evaluation policy wants to charge us more if we live in a nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas. There is a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't...

Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her...

Nice piece!!! :D :D :D And, WOT IS WRONG with the legs????????????? :? :? It compliments the piece. 8) 8)

Banana Test – A test of intelligence There was a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win? Your answer...

Ahhhh, yes, there were some really good ones, for sure. :lol: :lol: (thats before some little goody-goody pink and fluffy whatever came along) :P

Why not just e-mail it to your Photobucket account? Works great, easy, effortless. Cheers 8)

A merry Christmas to you all, and a great 2008! :D :D :D :D :D

Just some 2 cents worth of thought .............. Look at the SDA site and see what happens if you dont have Mods around doing some form of policing. :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

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That's Golfers for you ! Dave had a week off and decided to play golf every day. Monday morning, he found himself paired with an attractive woman, Pat, who turned out to be a very good golfer. They started with a few casual bets, but by the back nine it was a full-blown competition. On the...

A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organization. “Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and...

Ahmed and Hamed Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars in London. Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day. Hamid asks Ahmed how he manages to bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day. Ahmed says...

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.