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    Joke Thread III

    Never the less society and being employed is based on how well you did in this "Phenomenon"
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    Like thousands of other kids who got their parents to buy boxes of cereal with the free plastic submarine inside, I spent many a happy hour sat in the bath on a Friday night filling the little green sub with baking powder, then watching it rise and fall in the dark dank water that had been used...
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    Joke Thread III

    Go on give me a clue????
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    Joke Thread III

    I realise its serious but I had to chuckle.
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    Day 96. Dear Mum. Im still locked in here. The physician visited me today. The nurses changed my white smock and shaved my head, then re strapped me into the straight jacket, which is pointless because the walls are padded. I have been diagnosed with Arithmophobi, brought on by all the whittling...
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    Joke Thread III

    We used the phone box outside in the road. It serviced the whole street. Anyone passing while it was ringing took the call and legged it to the house the caller wanted to speak to and told them they had a call on hold at the box. I always waited for Sharon at number six to go in, peeping through...
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    Joke Thread III

    Eight characters, only if you want to access the FBI latest files on Chinese spying and technology or erase points on your driving licence. To access your 10.5 million quid four will do. 1234 and 0000 being the most common, and a piece of plastic.
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    Joke Thread III

    Unbelievable advertising.
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    Joke Thread III

    Latest News. President Biden appoints Will Smith as the new USA Alien Defence Director After watching, "Independence Day," which Joe considers factual, he spoke to the press to give his reasoning for the appointment. "Members of the jury. Excuse me. Press. I have not taken this decision...
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    Joke Thread III

    I wasn't born in 2022.
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