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    Portable gas fires and bottled gas.

    So the true reason for posting is out. Another bitter quote from a remainer. Which puzzles me, because you are happy and content where you live, or so you say, So why stir the pot? You would do well to look at the UK GDP figures and compare them to the rest of the EU. They make your comments...
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    Portable gas fires and bottled gas.

    Oh dear. Another "cos" of Brexit, or rip off Britain, while the real reason is more likely the Frozen gas prices and capped power over a year ago, imposed by the French government to try and keep inflation down No government can sustain such actions after the covid crisis with financial...
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    Joke Thread III

    Me and the wife got a great view of the coronation...... Mind you we got there early
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    Portable gas fires and bottled gas.

    Long story.... Went to dealer for a new bottle and contract. CALOR Sorry they have told us we can't supply a new bottle or cylinder charge. You must have an empty to exchange. Tried two more. The same reply. Went to our local dump. Cage stuffed full of empty 15k bottles. Sorry you can't have one...
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    Portable gas fires and bottled gas.

    After much searching I have found an explanation to my question.
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    Portable gas fires and bottled gas.

    Yes it does. President Clinton also went on the tv to say he had never had *** with Monica Lewinskey. Saying one thing by Calor and trying to purchase one are two different issues. Regardless Do you have any constructive comment on my questions...?
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    what best to plant ...

    Whatever you do don't get, "Titchmarsh" in Youll have a bigger balls up than you have now and it will cost you ten grand and embarrass you with half of Cornwall turning up to see whats going on.
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    Joke Thread III

    The only things King Charles and I have in common are that by noon on Saturday we will both be sat on our respective thrones. He will be sat on his solid gold throne with a crown on his head ginning, while I will be sat on my throne at the bottom of the garden, with a stinking headache and...
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    Portable gas fires and bottled gas.

    I purchased a portable gas fire from machine mart. The instructions state a 15 kg butane or propane gas bottle. Now flo gas and calor have cut back on producing this size bottle so I asked M/M if I could use an 11 kg butane bottle instead? They sent a standard reply saying NO. Now apart from...
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    Joke Thread III

    Sorry Not posted for a while. Ive been to Clacton for two weeks. I did check in but it was still running strong.... Has that Beatles discussion finished yet..... And the three day documentary about sandal making..? Seem to be more adverts in between jokes than during ITV blockbuster films.
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    Joke Thread III

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    Joke Thread III

    I never liked Onassis.
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    Joke Thread III

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    Joke Thread III

    Agree. This time of year they are far warmer than sitting in a deck chair on Blackpool front.
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    Joke Thread III

    Just Like..... The wife telling friends we had *** over the freezer and that she was embarrassed. Why? They asked. We were in Iceland at the time. Im considering taking you to court for plagiarism like Edd Sheeran.
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    Joke Thread III

    You couldnt make this up. BBC news web site Scotland.
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    Joke Thread III

    Bring me sunshine.... There were two old men sitting in deckchairs. One said to the other, "It's nice out" The other chap replied "You'd better put it away, there's a woman coming" Or the kids favourite. Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed.
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    Joke Thread III

    One could ask ones secretary to do this as they are trained in such things?
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    Joke Thread III

    And if you dont laugh at that there is little humour left in the world... I've been informed that a Mr Little is already working on an animated "pop up" for sign language in braille. Apple and Samsung are already in talks to incorporate the little raised dots in the lower right corner of their...
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    Joke Thread III

    This really is great news for me as I'm 90% deaf. Incorporating sub titles on a forums is definitly a first.
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