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Mine's 55kg. Definitely not a puff of wind. I've just remembered one of the amusing ones... "You don't need a parachute to sky dive. FACT!" (But you do if you want to do it twice...)

I liked Woody Allen's comments about the advantages of 'speed reading', after finishing 'War and Peace' in a little more than 2 hours. "It's about Russia".

Yes, isn't it annoying?! People throwing this extra word at the end of any sentence. It's as irritating as "like" being every third word... As though adding "fact" makes whatever they've just uttered any more credible or genuine. I digress... I had a problem with my insolent Labrador on his...

Really? The lad done well!

Agreed. Things must be really bad in Bradford.

Right, Mr.Little... is it time for an oldie but goodie? "Waiter! Waiter! What's your recommendation for today, please?" "Well, sir, I hear that the Chicken Tarka has been very popular..." "Chicken Tarka? You mean Chicken Tikka, surely?" "No, sir. Chicken Tarka. It's like Chicken Tikka, but a...

All that work, and then spell 'stitch' wrong!

Come on, Stuart....own up. Which colour did you go for? :devilish:

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"Seven sixes, 42 pence, 3 and 6" The hours we spent trudging through the times table, and in those days, converting the answer to shillings and pence as well! What always tickled my old feller was that I could trot all these out without (eventually) any problems, but I always got stuck at...

I came across this many years ago. No wonder the pyramids were spot on! That said, I remember my young son coming back from school one day, and asking me to help with his homework. I started to wonder what on earth was going on when he told me the answer to one of his questions was "two-ty...

Think yourself lucky they weren't suppositories....

Last night an announcer on the BBC said there was a documentary about the clitoris on iPlayer . Well, I couldn’t find it.

Introducing his new girlfriend to his family, the man said “This is Peg. I found her online...."

That's the one, Stu. :giggle: Just east of Anorexia, and next to Chlamydia....

Yes, I did the same with Nord, a 2 year deal. It seems every time they 'improve' it with an update, it screws my system. I had the misfortune to have to contact their 'help desk' last autumn, and whilst they did eventually solve the problem, as a result I can't access my network/internet...

Yes, I use savefrom, but use the ss prefix rather than have it installed. The only 'problem' I've come across is for the occasional 360 video, but 720s are generally fine.

Interesting. Thank you.

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Here we go again...