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What if mobiles are part of an elaborate plot -- to rid the world of phone booths so Superman has nowhere to change?

Was bored yesterday; so made this

If you receive an email or WhatsApp with the subject "Ding Dong" don't open it. They're Jehovah's Witnesses working from home.

The amount of jokes about Coronavirus virus has reached worrying numbers. Scientists claim we are in the middle of a pundemic

You can tell the Germans are now taking the corovirus seriously. They have started putting their towels on hospital beds

As UN doctors sift through 20 million corpses A trend emerges -- Their hands, spotlessly clean.... all of them

A priest, a rabbit and a vicar walk into a doctor's surgery to give blood The doctor asks "What blood type are you" The rabbit says "I might be a type O"

I'm fat, but I identify as slim. I'm translender.

Back in the day - I982, I bought a 1979 264 GLE saloon V6 petrol, Auto/box and 18 mpg Powerful, smooth; impressive car stock photo In 1999 I bought a new Mercedes 220 C class saloon Diesel Still own it and use it often -- be driving to Liverpool in it this coming Wednesday Other than a fuel...

Friend; What you doing for work these days ? Me; I cook meals for the homeless, drug addicts, people with addictions to gambling and alcohol. That sort of thing. Friend; So, charity work ? Me; No Wetherspoons....

Never do a runner from an Ethiopian restaurant......

We watched the episode last night and considered it very good :) Tonight we tuned in and saw the final part ;-; Excellent :lol:

Shamilt1 Did you send to the place near Manchester for blades ? They are cheap enough there

Mr & Mrs Cordy.... about 50 years ago.... Merry Xmas

What could you possibly mean ?

The 3 ft long bed on my Planer is magnetic; fence is not Yes, just popped out to garage and checked My above comment is correct :) edit; my machine is circa 1954

The 3 ft long bed on my Planer is magnetic; fence is not It was completely overhauled by previous owner and new 240 volt motor fitted, new belts too

Steliz You back in Warrington ?

Yes it has the hinges; goes to about 45 degrees, it's for doing special angled cuts - someone else may explain, I don't know No handbook THIS is how I sharpen the blades My gadget was from Axminster - about £40; can be got much cheaper from USA LOOK Great machine btw