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That’s only 1, a bit unfair :unsure:

Don't worry. The nurse will wake him up tomorrow and he won't remember a thing anyway....

Don't encourage him Yorkie😁😉

As I get older I think about all the people I've lost over the years ... Maybe being the guide at Hampton Court maze wasn't the...

And another one for you! I've lived here for over 20 years, and never noticed until the old oven was replaced a few weeks ago...

I heard of a bloke who lost an ear in an accident and the surgeon grafted on a pigs ear temporarily to keep the arteries and nerves...

Did you know that there are no canaries in the Canary Isles? The same is true of the Virgin Isles..... There are no canaries there...

I was chatting to Wolfgang - my friend from Frankfurt - and asked him if he knew what 3 multiplied by 3 was. Apparently he doesn't....

Remember the story from a good few years ago, when scientists managed to "grow" an ear on a live mouse? Well, amazingly they've now...

The two astronauts stuck in the space station until next year? The bloke was desperate for a coffee, but complained that he couldn't...

Don't talk to me about Scrabble! My Labrador managed to eat about twenty tiles this morning, so we had to rush him down to the vet's...

Steady man, steady.... Your nurse'll be along in a minute...

Crikey! Two posts in the same year! Just been delving in the attic and came across this effort from days of yore...

And right on cue, here I am! Yes, Furniglas no longer available, more's the pity. Great for my marquetry back in the day, although I...