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I really miss my ol' dad. He had the heart of a lion. The stomach of a bear. And a lifetime ban from Whipsnade Zoo...

I think my wife has been putting glue all over my 12 bores. She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.

Not many are aware that Neil Diamond - the talented singer and composer - was actually born "Neil Coal", but the pressure got to him....

An Evri driver stopped me in the street the other day and asked if I knew what time it was. I told him it was between 9 and 4.

A bonnet full of concrete whats? :LOL:

Lenor seem to have developed a series of adverts just to irritate me. The one with the bed in the park - with the woman over-excitedly...

I can't help the original poster either, I'm afraid. I've never found a bottle of Domestos with a wide enough neck...