brianhabby
Established Member
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw
when he accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He
rushes to the emergency room of a nearby hospital where the
awaiting doctor takes a look and says, "Yuck! Well, give me
the fingers and I'll see what I can do."
"I haven't got the fingers." The doctor says, "What do you
mean, you haven't got the fingers? This is the age of medical
advances. We've got microsurgery and all sorts of incredible
techniques! Why didn't you bring me the fingers?"
"Well, heck, doctor. I tried, but I couldn't pick 'em up!"
when he accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He
rushes to the emergency room of a nearby hospital where the
awaiting doctor takes a look and says, "Yuck! Well, give me
the fingers and I'll see what I can do."
"I haven't got the fingers." The doctor says, "What do you
mean, you haven't got the fingers? This is the age of medical
advances. We've got microsurgery and all sorts of incredible
techniques! Why didn't you bring me the fingers?"
"Well, heck, doctor. I tried, but I couldn't pick 'em up!"
