Your Cold Remedies

[Smudger]

Just thought I'd share with you how BLOODY ILL I feel.

And no, I don't feel any better now...

 

[wizer]

I don't know. People spouting off about their illness. Bloody whingers.... :lol:

 

[TrimTheKing]

You think you've got it bad? I have picked up a stomach bug from the baby and managed to sh!t my pants on the way to the toilet this morning!!!!

That's one less pair of undies I now own.

Have been living in terror of farting all day! That, and the laughter coming from SWMBO!

 

[wizer]

oh dear, that's only happened to me once :lol:

 

[TrimTheKing]

oh dear, that's only happened to me once :lol:

Twice for me. Once this morning, last time before that was over 20 years ago.

 

[Smudger]

Happened to me once when I was 5 and once when I was 50...

I expect it to happen a lot more in the coming years.

Did you know you can get Tena Lady for men?

 

[The Shark]

Mark,
Can you fart with confidence yet? :lol:

Malc

 

[studders]

You think you've got it bad? I have picked up a stomach bug from the baby and managed to sh!t my pants on the way to the toilet this morning!!!!

That's one less pair of undies I now own.

Have been living in terror of farting all day! That, and the laughter coming from SWMBO!

:shock:

Information Overload (Along with Pant Overload)

 

[TrimTheKing]

Mark,
Can you fart with confidence yet? :lol:

Malc

I can confirm that structural integrity has been restored (just about!), though I am only allowing a reduction to DefCon 2 as there is still some unrest!

Baby's still being sick though and has a cough that sounds like she has been on 60 woodbines a day since birth Hopefully the meds will clear that up as she's really suffering, the poor little mite.

 

[TrimTheKing]

You think you've got it bad? I have picked up a stomach bug from the baby and managed to sh!t my pants on the way to the toilet this morning!!!!

That's one less pair of undies I now own.

Have been living in terror of farting all day! That, and the laughter coming from SWMBO!

:shock:

Information Overload (Along with Pant Overload)

Yeah, sorry about that studders, probably was a bit too much to share on a public forum! :lol:

But hey, if my misfortune can help others avoid this situation then it's all for the good

 

[Smudger]

Mark,
Can you fart with confidence yet? :lol:

Malc

I can confirm that structural integrity has been restored (just about!), though I am only allowing a reduction to DefCon 2 as there is still some unrest!

It's the uncertainty that's the worst...

 

[TrimTheKing]

Mark,
Can you fart with confidence yet? :lol:

Malc

I can confirm that structural integrity has been restored (just about!), though I am only allowing a reduction to DefCon 2 as there is still some unrest!

It's the uncertainty that's the worst...

Absolutely!

 

[head clansman]

hi


you think that bad well two weeks ago i went in hozzi for a camera exploration jobbie in the colon (RESULTS WERE FINE THANK GOD). 8)

let me tell you the week previous you have eat a special diet to prepare the bowels, plus the day before you have two sachet of something all fizzing taste like the old type settlers a bit forget what it called now, well my god , if i went once that day i went thirty bloody time times , this stuff is designed to flush out the entire system with it you have to drink plenty of water, it's designed to hold water till it cant hold any more, then all hell breaks loose with the flushing out force it clear everything in it's path , oh my god and what a force it comes out with ,talk about pebble dashed wc, i hope to god i never have to take that again . hc :lol: :lol:

 

[studders]

But hey, if my misfortune can help others avoid this situation then it's all for the good

Have to say I'm disappointed you threw the pants away, what happened to recycling, saving the planet etc? Surely an hour or two in the airing cupboard followed by a sharp whack on the bannisters would have rendered them perfectly wearable again?

:lol:

 

[Boatfixer]

HC - that wouldn't have been Pixolax that you had to take by any chance? By chance I have just read an old thread on a cycling forum where someone wanted to know if it would be all right to go for a ride when he was due to be taking this stuff... the thread then developed somewhat...... http://www.singletrackworld.com/2009/02 ... d-returns/

 

[TrimTheKing]

But hey, if my misfortune can help others avoid this situation then it's all for the good

Have to say I'm disappointed you threw the pants away, what happened to recycling, saving the planet etc? Surely an hour or two in the airing cupboard followed by a sharp whack on the bannisters would have rendered them perfectly wearable again?

:lol:

Haha. I have to admit that chucking them was my first instinct but since then they have been in a hot wash and come out sparkling again!

They will live to see another day!!!

 

[newt]

I can confirm that structural integrity has been restored (just about!), though I am only allowing a reduction to DefCon 2 as there is still some unrest!

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Just the occasional gold watch in the pants now then.

 

[head clansman]

hi boatfixer



tis indeed the same stuff , if he went for a bike ride i dread to think what state he came back in :lol: :lol: it was all i could do to make it up the stair to the loo it started within the hr of taking it and never stopped till 9:30 the following morning , I was afraid to get into the taxi a quarter of hr later as my hozi appointment was 45 mins later , but thank god i made it . hc :wink: 8)

 

[TrimTheKing]

I can confirm that structural integrity has been restored (just about!), though I am only allowing a reduction to DefCon 2 as there is still some unrest!

.

Just the occasional gold watch in the pants now then.

Gold watch?

Are referring to...erm...skids?

I am wearing only dark duds for the next few days, don't want to know what's going on down there...

 

[Racers]

Hi,

Gold watch=Pulp Fiction.

Pete