artie
Sawdust manufacturer.
A workmate of mine years ago liked to go to town on a Sat morning, place a few bets and bring a few beers home to consume while watching the racing on TV
One Monday morning he related to me how he had followed his usual routine and was watching a particularly close race involving a sum of his hard earned, when there was a knock at the door.
He ran backwards to the door and opened it saying hold on a minute I've got a quid on this race and watched the remaining few mins of the race.
I don't recall the outcome of the race but he told me the first few words from the visitor were. I must warn you that you do not have to say anything but anything you do say etc, etc.
Turned out the guy didn't prosecute on condition that he get a licence first thing Monday,
One Monday morning he related to me how he had followed his usual routine and was watching a particularly close race involving a sum of his hard earned, when there was a knock at the door.
He ran backwards to the door and opened it saying hold on a minute I've got a quid on this race and watched the remaining few mins of the race.
I don't recall the outcome of the race but he told me the first few words from the visitor were. I must warn you that you do not have to say anything but anything you do say etc, etc.
Turned out the guy didn't prosecute on condition that he get a licence first thing Monday,