Wanted Gopher wood

[Chrispy]

Help!! Wanted urgently large quantity of Gopher wood, nails, pitch etc.

 

[Racers]

Are you after animals as well?

Pete

 

[Eric The Viking]

Only in pairs, presumably.

I think Google has a thing that lets you convert mm to cubits.

Incidentally, I'm sorry, Chris, if there's a sad reason for your need. We've survived reasonably unscathed so far, but I really feel for people in west Wales, etc. at the moment.

Stay dry, but remember: you can have one rabbit or lots of rabbits, but never just a pair of rabbits.

E.

 

[Frank S]

Chrispy,
you don`t need nails,
for with the axe, Noah cut out pins and drove them in, in this way the planks were held together.
F.

 

[KevM]

If you need the instructions they've recently been translated: http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2014 ... ish-museum

You're going to need a lot of pitch:

The ark is a huge circular coracle, 3,600 square metres in dimension or two-thirds the size of a football pitch, made like a giant rope basket strengthened with wooden ribs, and waterproofed with bitumen inside and out.