You're mad, all MAD I tell you!
To quote another thread (which, shamefacedly I actually started) when he first saw my thread, our Cyprus-based friend wrote something like "What's going on here? Is this GQT or a wood working Forum? Has this place changed to a GARDENING Forum?"
I have to say that he and I share exactly the same approach to all this gardening nonsense - green concrete mate.
If someone else is going to do it then I don't mind the "fruits" - minute though they usually seem to be by the time the weeds, the hail, the rain, the slugs, the aphids, the snails, the sun, and the local rabbits and hedgehogs + gawd knows what other freak weather and animal life have all had their say.
But if I'm going to have to do it, then "No way Jose" - life's just too short.
So it's off to the decent supermarkets and (private) green grocers, etc, etc. AND you don't get even more backache and crook knees and shoulders at the shops either!
And there at the shops incidentally, despite our lunatic government apparently revelling in what is generally called "Europe's High Cost Island", you can still buy a helluva lot of tomatoes for 30 quid. AND what's more, if you buy the right sort from the right place (they're called Primagusta Cherry Tomatoes here - don't know or care if that's the breed or the "manufacturer's" brand - they come from Italy BTW), I swear by all that I hold as true and good that they taste just as good if not better than the taste I remember from my youth!
AND you don't have to wait until September, or water them, or cover them, or do anything else to them except just buy them!
You just come with me to the shops tomorrow and we'll buy 300 grams of these superb tomatoes for 3.80 Swiss Francs (I guess they're about half that price in Italy). For info, at the current exchange rate, one UK pound will buy you 1.30 Swiss Francs.
You do the sums, I'm too lazy and it's too late.
But - enjoy yourselves by all means, and I'll just stick with green concrete (if only SWMBO would let me get away with it) plus the shops. Nice girls there too, quite often! None in my garden (SWMBO excepted, natch)!
AES
P.S. Give it all up NOW Steve, before it's too late!