I was in screwfix the other week picking up my click n collect, while I'm waiting another bloke comes in at the other counter - "no haven't got an order number I've been sent from the Abingdon branch they phoned 10min earlier said you would put aside a tin of paint for me" he said, well a blank look on the servers face so he asks around, no no one knows anything about it so duty manager phones Abingdon, total blank , I'm thinking I bet I know what's going on but stay silent anyway said bloke starts getting forceful "I was there when they phoned I heard them speak to you" he says total blank shrug, by this time I was creased up I just had to ask "it is screwfix you want isn't it not toolstation?" he looks at me through his mask and says yes toolfix er toolstation" err this is screwfix the staff all creased up yes TS is round the corner as usual. Well what a plonker was the general consensus.
But I must admit they do all look alike.