Redefining 'public' convenience

[RogerS]

Following the latest demolition work on the cottage, I can now reveal the latest in 'mod-cons' - the only truly 'public' convenience.

Yes - it's still a fully functioning loo.

However, decorum and decency dictates that I press into service the thunderbox up the garden. Just one question - do I need to dig a pit underneath it ? just cover with lime (or something) and let nature take its course? or just put a curtain around the existing loo ?:shock:

 

[DomValente]

Too.............many .............jokes.

Are you a crap cook.


Go with the curtain it's going to rain soon.


Dom

 

[Scrit]

I'll second that motion!

To da loo!

Scrit

 

[JFC]

A dust "sheet" should do the trick .

 

[RogerM]

I think anyone who comes up with any more toilet gags should be "interred."

OK - hat, coat, door etc!

 

[Slim]

I'd go for option 'Number two' and use the loo.

I'm gone...

 

[Bodrighy]

I wouldn't advise using lime, imagine getting a splash back on your nether regions :shock:

Sounds like you need a good old earth closet. also gives you a good source of manure for the garden.

Pete

 

[RogerS]

Pete...spot on, thanks. I couldn't remember what the technical term was. I've got plenty of ash :lol:

 

[Woodmagnet]

What you gonna do with the ash in there, whittle it? :lol:

 

[RogerS]

What you gonna do with the ash in there, whittle it? :lol:

No - bite on it

 

[Russell]

I thought you would be flushed with ideas.

 

[woody67]

Just looks like a bog standard kitchen to me!