new butcher's block

[Phil Pascoe]

for sale on FB. A mere £70.

 

[Stigmorgan]

Looks like it was made by the year1 kids at my school

 

[Phill05]

If I were you I would charge a bit more to cover the cost of filler.

 

[Owd Jockey]

The numerous crevices/cracks/open joints make it a serious hygiene hazard

 

[--Tom--]

Scorch it with a blowtorch and will be on trend

 

[SeeO2]

I spent most of my working life as a butcher and I would never have had that thing in any of my shops, health hazard is spot on.

 

[TRITON]

Scorch it with a blowtorch and will be on trend

Or until its turned to ash. Then place ash in dustbin.

I've always wanted to make a proper block. But after years spent cleaning them, thats the last job i want to get into again.

Still, more hygienic than polypropylene blocks, which just get scarred to hell and fill up with grease.

 

[dzj]

If he filled the gaps with blue epoxy, he probably would've gotten away with it.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Blue epoxy - he could have called it a river fishmonger's block.