Man urinates his way out of avalanche

[Gill]

The Register
By Lester Haines
Published Monday 31st January 2005 12:21 GMT

Hot on the heels of the tremendous news that beer can help fight cancer, we are delighted to report that a Slovak man trapped in his car after an avalanche urinated his way to freedom after working his way through 60 half-litre bottles of beer.

According to Ananova, Richard Kral was off on holiday when the snow swallowed his Audi in the Tatra mountains. Initially, he tried to dig his way out via the car's window, but soon realised that the snow would fill the vehicle long before he could break free.

Mercifully, he had stocked up on essential supplies of alcohol and quickly formulated a cunning plan: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

Rescuers eventually found Kral staggering drunk on a mountain path four days after his ordeal began. ®

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/01/31 ... he_escape/

 

[Philly]

yeah, had that emailed to me this morning-what a hero! :lol:
Philly

 

[Waka]

There you go guys another safety tool you didn't know you had

 

[Vormulac]

And I thought *I* had to go to some extreme lengths to get away for a quiet beer... :shock:

V.

 

[Anonymous]

Good job he didn't take a few gallons of Heineken lager with him is all I say. That water would have frozen him into the vehicle for good!

Andrew