Life is so unfair.

[whiskywill]

When Miley Cyrus licks a sledgehammer whilst nearly naked, it's called a music video.
When I tried it last Saturday, I was immediately escorted out of B & Q.

Life is so unfair.



I didn't believe my wife when she said she didn't like The Monkees.

But then I saw her face...........



If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.



Q. What do you call a group of musical whales.
A. An orcastra.

 

[technium]

LOL very good

 

[novocaine]

god bless ya Tim Vine, always worth a laugh.

 

[Honest John]

I always thought a group of musical whales was an Isteadfod

 

[Stanleymonkey]

I'm going to use the Orcastra one.