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In the 1920s, Ernest Hemingway bet ten dollars that he could write a complete story in just six words. He wrote: "For Sale: baby shoes, never worn." He won the bet.

BBC Radio 4 Today programme is running entries from listeners but what about the forum ?

Here's mine

"I'll try anything once but suicide" OK ..slight cheat.
 
princess married prince lived happily evermore

Pete
 
Not exactly original, but

"Life's a bitch, then you die".

Cheers

Karl
 
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...and then the police arrested dad.

or

of course I was completely drunk.

Cheers Mike
 
OOP sorry I think I ve had about three or four gos now, bit like Devonwoody and his wives.

Cheers Mike
 

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