A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'
'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'
The cop looked the bike over and handed
the girl a £30.00 ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad , and next year, have him tell Santa to put
a reflector light on the back of it!'
The young girl was quiet for a few moments, then looked up at the cop and said,
'Nice horse you've got there, Officer. Did Santa bring it to you?'
Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered,
'Yes, he sure did!'
The little girl looked up at the cop and said:
'Next year tell Santa;
The **** goes underneath the horse, not on top'!!!
'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'
'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'
The cop looked the bike over and handed
the girl a £30.00 ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad , and next year, have him tell Santa to put
a reflector light on the back of it!'
The young girl was quiet for a few moments, then looked up at the cop and said,
'Nice horse you've got there, Officer. Did Santa bring it to you?'
Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered,
'Yes, he sure did!'
The little girl looked up at the cop and said:
'Next year tell Santa;
The **** goes underneath the horse, not on top'!!!