Joke thread

[Robbo3]

Why have you copied and pasted my joke from page 48 word for word?

I posted an apology but for some reason it got removed.

 

[Robbo3]

 

[AES]

View attachment 130251

Not sure if it's real though (a Photoshop "montage" perhaps)?

 

[paulrbarnard]

Some from my wife this morning

The problem with kleptomaniacs is they take things literally

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician

When life gives you melons you might be dyslexic

So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means it’s not the end of the world.

 

[Max Power]

Not offended at all just seemed odd, and per post above I never claimed to have made it up, it was just my exact wording of it that seemed odd to have been reposted.

You really need to get out more

 

[joethedrummer]

You really need to get out more

,,might be best if he"s kept in,,

 

[Turnr77]

I posted an apology but for some reason it got removed.

No need to apologise, just seemed odd and didn't consider it could have travelled on already else wear since I posted it.

You really need to get out more

,,might be best if he"s kept in,,

Both comments uncalled for, especially since yes I am kept in currently at home, due to 2 surgeries since Jan 5th and awaiting the 3rd as I think the porters did my previous 2 surgeries!

 

[Jameshow]

No need to apologise, just seemed odd and didn't consider it could have travelled on already else wear since I posted it.





Both comments uncalled for, especially since yes I am kept in currently at home, due to 2 surgeries since Jan 5th and awaiting the 3rd as I think the porters did my previous 2 surgeries!

Sorry to hear it, Get well soon.....

 

[TRITON]

Sorry to hear it, Get well soon.....

Then you can get out for a change.

 

[Turnr77]

Then you can get out for a change.

Yeah that's me done with this forum.

 

[SamG340]

Yeah that's me done with this forum.

 

[shed9]

Yeah that's me done with this forum.

Don't throw the towel in, we can all be keyboard warriors at some point in the discussion, the worst that happened is the joke probably got read by more people in the end. Don't be offended, it's all good and forgotten about by the end of the week.

Stick around

 

[TRITON]

Both comments uncalled for, especially since yes I am kept in currently at home, due to 2 surgeries since Jan 5th and awaiting the 3rd as I think the porters did my previous 2 surgeries!

Well nobody actually knew that did they ?, and no doubt a simple oops sorry would have sufficed. TBH I think this has turned into a storm in a teacup and no real offence has ever been intended, beyond a bit of good humored ribbing. Certainly you havent faced the utter pelters Jacob has got over the past few years, but he's more of a fun guy(Im not saying youre not), and can seemingly take it and then hit back with a few one liners of his own. That I think is the crux of this forum. It isnt twitter, it isnt facebook, nobody is really having a pop at you.

(Yeah that's me done with this forum. )
Well fair enough, and i hope you find a forum you can occassionally post on where you wont get offended by a bit of humour.

 

[Vann]

Both comments uncalled for, especially since yes I am kept in currently at home, due to 2 surgeries since Jan 5th and awaiting the 3rd as I think the porters did my previous 2 surgeries!

No point in getting offended over an unintentional slight - if you then turn around and purposely insult two surgeons.

Cheers, vann.

 

[Linus]

I would comment but it is the "joke"thread.

 

[Zedgeezer]

Probably not a joke, but I was talking to my son tonight about the work being done at CERN, my wife got involved, me and my son said "Mum, you don't know what we are talking about", she said "Yes I do, you're talking about that Swiss Kaleidoscope" (This is the same woman who, when we went to Amsterdam many years ago went to a Hologram display (ground breaking in that era) and said "How are we going to see the holograms inside this building" She thought they were somehow projected into the sky) but I love her!

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[SamG340]

 

[dzj]

 

[TRITON]

@dzj That is the funniest pic ive seen for a while

So im going to stick posting funny pics, created by other people and not get into this writing stuff that seems to always go wrong, backfire or upset folk.