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Doug B
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That's bad taste and sexist !!! They got the only gold, the men didn't turn up did they.
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Work at Dunton, did you?
joethedrummer
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,,or was he at Boreham ?Work at Dunton, did you?
HI, no I didn't but but my best friend did. His name was John Vigors. unfortunately he took his own life.Work at Dunton, did you?
The roof of my shed got damaged in the storms at the weekend.
But my kind neighbour gave me a waterproof cover to use till i could repair it .
i would just like to say
"ta pauline".
But my kind neighbour gave me a waterproof cover to use till i could repair it .
i would just like to say
"ta pauline".
Did you cover the roof in-situ or did you carry it back down the street and put it back on your shed first?The roof of my shed got damaged in the storms at the weekend.
But my kind neighbour gave me a waterproof cover to use till i could repair it .
i would just like to say
"ta pauline".
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Robbo3
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Father of Many
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'
The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered, 'I am the Father of many.'
The boy said, 'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'
The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds,' and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'
The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered, 'I am the Father of many.'
The boy said, 'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'
The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds,' and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."
SamG340
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Always thought the kity 419 was a bit small!!!
Always thought the kity 419 was a bit small!!!
I used to work at DuntonWork at Dunton, did you?
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Cozzer
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This rain and wind's a bugger, isn't it?!
Is it ever going to stop?!
Three named storms, one after another, in the space of a week...
What with the threat of flooding everywhere, the wife's constantly looking through the window.
I guess I'm going to have to let her in soon.
Is it ever going to stop?!
Three named storms, one after another, in the space of a week...
What with the threat of flooding everywhere, the wife's constantly looking through the window.
I guess I'm going to have to let her in soon.
What too young to remember America On LineWhy did it run you down
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