Joke thread

[stuart little]

Watt Tyler led "The Peasants Revolt". (He stopped over in Dartford, Kent, where I was born, on his way to London to demonstrate to the King about peasants poor wages. The pub where he stayed is now called "The Watt Tyler" - that's how I remember. Don't know if it's still there now though).

A pedant (for the English language) would say that it's not "What Tyler" but "Which Tyler". Geddit?

At last, one I understood!

That's 'What' I said it.

 

[Thingybob]

Close AES - it's actually "The Wat Tyler" (one T) but as you say in Dartford - one of their oldest pubs and yes, extant.

Historical joke thread again I see

 

[AES]

At least it's not "hysterical" (sorry ...... hat ..... coat).

 

[Linus]

Historical joke thread again I see

A bit like Whack a mole really. One drops down and another pops up

 

[Thingybob]

A bit like Whack a mole really. One drops down and another pops up

Pass me me mallet then

 

[AES]

Oh DEAR thingybob!

 

[flying haggis]

Trampoline for sale. Good condition. Buyer collects.

 

[Fidget]

 

[Garden Shed Projects]

Talk about classy. This made me laugh

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/...ds-Greggs-clothing-collaboration-Primark.html

 

[mikej460]

 

[stuart little]

Pass me me mallet then

Catch 'em & bury 'em alive!

 

[Doug B]

 

[SamG340]

 

[Thingybob]

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I used to be connected to its number plate lol

 

[fixit45]

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That's not fast, in 1970 my Ford 105E would reach a speed of 130 mph, admitted I had modified the running gear and I had fitted it with a Lotus 2000 cc twin cam, and it didn't cost me as much as any of those cars.

 

[Linus]

If it isn't pidgin Latin it's bloody cars! Where's that "Whack a mole" emoji gone?

 

[Daniel2]

If it isn't pidgin Latin it's bloody cars! Where's that "Whack a mole" emoji gone?

Ha ha... Yep, I agree. A "Whack a Mole" emoji would be great, and quite useful.

 

[Droogs]

Now now @Linus I thought you knew better. That is not how you express exasperation - it's piggen not pidgen latin

 

[Phill05]

I used to be connected to its number plate lol

Why did it run you down

 

[stuart little]

Talk about classy. This made me laugh

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/...ds-Greggs-clothing-collaboration-Primark.html