Joke thread

[stuart little]

A quick Google of "who is Sue Gray" will inform you.

Done that- still none the wiser!!

 

[stuart little]

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Will there be a street party for the jubilee??

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Noel]

Colin the Caterpillar

 

[Doug B]

 

[daftdog]

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Show us what you made?

 

[user 38384]

 

[user 38384]

Show us what you made?

The only thing I’ve made is a habitat pile.

 

[user 38384]

Will there be a street party for the jubilee??

Yeah, outside No 10

 

[Cordy]

During last night's gale I shouted to the wife "Bring me some Tawny, Late Bottled Vintage or some Ruby"

Any port in a storm.....

 

[Linus]

“Vladimir Putin, to get on the good side of voters, goes to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids.
He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the best for the people.
At the end of the talk there is a section for questions.
Little Sasha puts her hand up and says, "I have two questions. Why did the Russians take Crimea and why are we sending troops to the Ukraine?"
Putin says, "Good questions". But just as he is about to answer the bell goes and the kids go to lunch.
When they come back, they sit down and there is room for some more questions. Another girl, Misha, puts her hand up and says "I have four questions. Why did the Russians invade Crimea, why are we sending troops to the Ukraine, why did the bell go 20 minutes early and where the f**! is Sasha?"

 

[Southdownswolf]

 

[Robbo3]

 

[Thingybob]

Will there be a street party for the jubilee??

Only at No 10

 

[TRITON]

 

[Doug B]

 

[joethedrummer]

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,,it,s a training exercise,,

 

[Phil Pascoe]

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Play the song backwards and it'll come back. Along with his wife, his dog and his bottle of whiskey.

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Phill05]