Kittyhawk
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Really?
Used to live in France for 6 months of the year and found them to be the most delightful, helpful and even tempered people one could wish to meet. But then I'm a kiwi .
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Used to live in France for 6 months of the year and found them to be the most delightful, helpful and even tempered people one could wish to meet. But then I'm a kiwi .
You have to understand - it goes back to Agincourt!!!!!
Kittyhawk
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Yep, I know that you lot have be throwing spears, arrows and round shot at each other for centuries. That's what I meant about being kiwi. A few decades ago the French paid us a visit and blew up Greenpeace's ship Rainbow Warrior in Auckland Harbour. We responded by kicking their butt's on the rugby paddock ever since. Now France and NZ have a mutual respect and wife and I personally just like them a lot based on our interactions.
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niemeyjt
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The English cricket team spent yesterday morning visiting an orphanage in suburban Adelaide.
"It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with absolutely no hope", said Timmy aged 6.
"It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with absolutely no hope", said Timmy aged 6.
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Cozzer
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Not a joke as such, but a cartoonist's dream....
2 large inflatable dinghies, crossing directions in the middle of the English channel.
One full of illegal immigrants heading for the UK, the other full of bobble-hatted and muffled British holiday makers, complete with skis and poles, trying to head for Chamonix for their Christmas skiing holiday...
2 large inflatable dinghies, crossing directions in the middle of the English channel.
One full of illegal immigrants heading for the UK, the other full of bobble-hatted and muffled British holiday makers, complete with skis and poles, trying to head for Chamonix for their Christmas skiing holiday...
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Blackswanwood
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Sachakins
The most wasted of days is one without woodwork
...But why have I paid import duty on my Thai bride.........?
Doug B
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That one lost me
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