Joke Thread III

[Robbo3]

Smoking kills

 

[woodhutt]

I hate Russian Dolls.

They're so full of themselves.

 

[akirk]

 

[Doug B]

 

[treeturner123]

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Can You See What it is Now??!!

Phil

 

[Amateur]

God things are slow in here.

As Roy said to his mate,
"Sorry I'm late. Traffic jam at that new hospice they are building at the end of our road"
"Whats a hospice?" Asks his mate.
"Oh... about twenty litres I think"

Don't start.

 

[Suffolkboy]

God things are slow in here.

As Roy said to his mate,
"Sorry I'm late. Traffic jam at that new hospice they are building at the end of our road"
"Whats a hospice?" Asks his mate.
"Oh... about twenty litres I think"

Don't start.

Hahahahahahah!! Perfect.

 

[Jameshow]

God things are slow in here.

As Roy said to his mate,
"Sorry I'm late. Traffic jam at that new hospice they are building at the end of our road"
"Whats a hospice?" Asks his mate.
"Oh... about twenty litres I think"

Don't start.

??? Stuart??!!!

 

[woodhutt]

My mother's pet dog died the other day, so I bought her an identical one.

She just screamed and said, 'What the heck am I supposed to do with two dead dogs!?'

 

[dzj]

 

[Geoff_S]

??? Stuart??!!!

Horse p*ss? Dunno, just guessing

 

[dzj]

 

[stuart little]

??? Stuart??!!!

Sounds like one of my jokes!

eg: "Got a message for you from the church."

"What's that?"

"That big pointy building".

 

[Fidget]

Typically English sense of humour

 

[flying haggis]

 

[Stuart1953]

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I’m sure someone must be offended and not amused?

What was your very first reaction?

 

[Tris]

I’m sure someone must be offended and not amused?

What was your very first reaction?

Started humming the wretched song

 

[Amateur]

I’m sure someone must be offended and not amused?

What was your very first reaction?

There's more to come about Philip Schofield......??

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Junah]