Joke Thread III

[Robbo3]

 

[mwinfrance]

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a warning about that image would have bean nice

 

[Inspector]

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A Mr. Beanie baby. Lots of collectors want those.

Pete

 

[dzj]

 

[Thingybob]

This sick squid was floating round the voodnorth sea, when it meets a great white shark the shark says to the squid I'll give you a lift to the Mediterranean what it's nice and warm!

Okay so squid but I'm going to eat me no not tool says a shark, no not all, so of they go to the nice warm Med and when we get there a shark finds a barracuda and says here is the six quid I owe you.

Sorry to ask James but do you use predictive text or is it pre coronation drinks

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Amateur]

Me and the wife got a great view of the coronation......
Mind you we got there early

 

[stuart little]

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As far as I knew, Kale was grown as animal feed.
I have a memory of when a French exchange student, in England, was served with corn on the cob, asked; "Excusez Moi, we feed this to ze chickens in France!"

 

[stuart little]

Sorry, but can someone translate this for me, please?!

purr-haps he has a cat that likes to walk on the keyboard!

 

[stuart little]

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Definitely deserves a

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[MikeJhn]

As far as I knew, Kale was grown as animal feed.
I have a memory of when a French exchange student, in England, was served with corn on the cob, asked; "Excusez Moi, we feed this to ze chickens in France!"

That's Maze grown as feed in France, Kale is a green leaf plant used to fatten sheep in the UK or even served as food to friends if you are a sadist.

 

[Jaco]

 

[dzj]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Blackswanwood]

Definitely deserves a

Here you go Stuart …

https://metro.co.uk/2023/05/05/alex...-holly-and-phils-queue-jump-scandal-18733616/

 

[Jaco]