Joke Thread III

stuart little · 22 Apr 2023

mwinfrance said:
It was coffee* the , but close enough we Irish are somewhat famous for our coffee.
*I've never been one for the "cup o' scald' ( black tea that you could trot a mouse on ) , but a good green tea in the afternoon is grand.

Aah, but what was in the coffee?!!

mwinfrance · 22 Apr 2023

A splash of Bushmills.

woodhutt · 22 Apr 2023

A refuse collector (known as a 'Garbo' in this part of the world) notices that a recently occupied house hasn't put a bin out since they moved in.
Being of a kindly disposition he thinks he'd better check and knocks on the door. It takes a while, but eventually the door is opened by a Chinese man looking dishevelled and clutching his trousers to prevent them falling.
'G'day mate.' says the Garbo. 'Where's ya bin?'
'I bin on toiret,' says the Chinaman giving him a puzzled look.
The Garbo grins, 'Nah, mate. I mean where's ya dust bin?'
'I torr you,' says the man. 'I dust bin on toiret.'
The Garbo laughs. 'Nah, nah. I mean where's ya Wheelie bin.'
The Chinaman looks around to make sure he's not overheard and gives the Garbo a sheepish grin. 'Ok. I wheelie bin in bed with wife's sister.'