Joke Thread III

[1steven]

Can will be funny for someone?View attachment 155806

Lucky he has not got Mick Jaggers lips.

 

[dzj]

 

[Yojevol]

Cremations a speciality?

 

[Doug B]

 

[woodhutt]

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Cremations a speciality?

Like the funeral director who, instead of asking the bereaved if they wanted a cremation or burial would say, "Smoking or non-smoking?"

 

[woodhutt]

Complaints to Local Councils.
They live among us.

 

[TRITON]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Tom K]

Anyone translate? I wasted 1:02 - that was enough!!!

Playing with words and numbers?
30 cows in a field 28 chickens, how many didn’t ?
Answer is 10 because 20 ate chickens

 

[mwinfrance]

It's the way you tell 'em.

 

[Tom K]

This is racist and offensive.
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[MorrisWoodman12]

Oh God that is painful and not even worth a groan or a non-smiley face.

 

[Doug B]

 

[Jameshow]

I went to marriage counselling today.. the counsellor said "I think you came to the wrong office .. you need bereavement counselling!"

 

[cisamcgu]

I went to marriage counselling today.. the counsellor said "I think you came to the wrong office .. you need bereavement counselling!"

I understand this is meant to be a joke - but it makes no sense what so ever ? Where is the funny bit ?

 

[Jameshow]

I understand this is meant to be a joke - but it makes no sense what so ever ? Where is the funny bit ?

You marriage is beyond saving it's dead!!

 

[cisamcgu]

You marriage is beyond saving it's dead!!

Ah, ok

 

[DrPhill]

Is it just me that sees something rude in this? Poor choice of font and kerning, methinks.

 

[Daniel2]

I went to marriage counselling today.. the counsellor said "I think you came to the wrong office .. you need bereavement counselling!"

 

[Suffolkboy]