Joke Thread III

[Daniel2]

29-16

 

[Tris]

29-16

Coming after Cheltenham Festival there'll be some sore heads tomorrow

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Should have done better against 14 men. Well done, though.

 

[stuart little]

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[smugdruggler]

You are kidding? Right?

 

[stuart little]

You are kidding? Right?

Nope - haven't gotta clue.

 

[Thingybob]

Nope - haven't gotta clue.

Play station something you always got with a Hornby train set at Christmas, Now that puts the amongst the pidgeons

 

[Cordy]

Blue Peter are expected to announce their first transgender presenter.

So here's one I made girlier.

 

[Amateur]

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What's my mrs doing at your place?

 

[Amateur]

Anyway
Its been so cold this winter I've not been able to get into my workshop.
This morning I thought Id better have a look inside and sat there smiling at me was a big fat frog.
He'd made a water slide and a couple of spring boards for the garden pond, so I wasnt too bothered.
When the kids hatch out the family should have a great time.

 

[woodhutt]

What!? You let just any casual stray frog use your tools!!

 

[mwinfrance]

That's probably the frog that ( when Amateur opened the door and saw all of them and said "what are you lot doing here" ) replied "rabbet"..the others all hopped it.
coat ...going.

 

[Cozzer]

Introducing his new girlfriend to his family, the man said “This is Peg. I found her online...."

 

[Cozzer]

Last night an announcer on the BBC said there was a documentary about the clitoris on iPlayer .





Well, I couldn’t find it.

 

[JimJay]

What's my mrs doing at your place?

Sucking lemons, by the look of it ...

 

[DrPhill]

Have we done this one?
Men apparently cannot find the cathedral - even with sat nav....

 

[Thingybob]

What!? You let just any casual stray frog use your tools!!

No just the toadstools not Amateurs

 

[Keith Cocker]

Introducing his new girlfriend to his family, the man said “This is Peg. I found her online...."

I knew someone who actually said that to a group of friends about her new boyfriend.

 

[bushwhaker]

Unsuspected effect of viagra

 

[MorrisWoodman12]

My God! They must be enormous pills to need a van to move them about. If they're really that big I would have thought the scare of taking them would nullify any effect they produce.